Breaking News! 95% of Scientists Believe Yetis Exist

Scientists observe a yeti planking, which lends credibility to the theory the giant hominoids may go months at a time without a wifi connection and therefore unaware that planking is so five minutes ago.

An article in today’s Guardian reveals that 95% of scientists believe yetis exist and you should too, even if you don’t believe in science.

“I know they exist – I see them every day,” a conference participant, Robin Lynn, said by telephone from Kemerovo.

“There were also some tracks, but we’re not quite sure what to make of them,” a scientist verified.

So that’s it then. Next question?

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3 responses to “Breaking News! 95% of Scientists Believe Yetis Exist

  1. I have the proof. Shot in our very own Chamonix Valley !

    http://www.makegoodtime.net/?s=yeti

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  3. “Shot in our very own..”

    Wheew! I saw rifles when I read that sentence.

    “”I know they exist – I see them every day,” a conference participant, Robin Lynn, said by telephone from Kemerovo. She says she has a family of 10 yeti-like creatures living on her land in the US state of Michigan.”

    Goddamn cracksmoking white-trash-UsOfAian “scientist”-my ass! :D

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